You once doubted, so doubted so hard, to finally get convinced: life with a cat in the house would be great, really. Now that you’re stuck with that sneaky hair bulb in your house, the reasons cats are the most horrible roomies ever pile up massively, starting with these 15:
1. They NEVER do the dishes
2. But prefer to be served all day
“Oh yes, there. Still, yet. ”
3. They constantly forget their keys
Each. Day. Again. And then they expect you to stay awake to let them in. Uh … NOT SO!
4. They will run with your favorite snacks
“Huh, whut, which one? No, no corn seen… ”
5. And get out quickly when you get angry
6. They bring guests home, always and inappropriately
Without asking, of course. The sneaky ones.
7. They don’t leave you alone for a second
“Attention, attention, I want ATTENTION!”
And jump on when you least expect it
8. They take up all your favorite places
And so you officially have nothing more to say in your own home.
9. Night after night they scare you with their crazy eyes
10. They have absolutely no manners
11. They are never (*) on time with the rent
(*) Never like never, never, the rent just never comes.
12. They cannot be trusted for anything
And of course they don’t know anything afterwards
13. Their tame knows no bounds
And they know how to surpass that every day.
14. They borrow your things without your permission
Oops, got caught.