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17 clichés a blonde never wants to hear again
Blondes have more fun, we all know that cliché. But blondes have no fun at all when they hear one of those many other clichés. These are 17 things they really don’t want to hear anymore.
1. Dot on all: all the crazy jokes about stupid blondes
We have heard them a hundred times and they are not funny. Not really.
2. Is that your natural hair color?
Does that matter?
3. However, your eyebrows are much darker
Uh yes, that’s the way it is.
4. Or: Hey, so weird, it’s like you don’t have eyebrows
Ugh.
5. And do you have * everywhere * blond hair?
YOU REALLY DO NOT TAKE IT!
6. I wonder what you would look like with brown hair
Seriously?
7. Have you never considered dyeing your hair to look smarter?
I don’t know why ?!
8. Moh, you’re not as stupid as you look at all
Thank you. I think.
9. But also: “Haha, you are a real blonde, aren’t you?”
Ugh, I was just kidding …
10. * If you wear something pink *: Hey, you’re just like Barbie!
Aaarghhh!
11. It’s not fair: your body hair is not visible!
And what can I do about it?
12. Ah, you must burn very quickly
Possibly, but that does not happen to everyone …
13. How does it feel to be blonde?
Euh. How does it feel to not be blonde?
14. I always like blondes, because they are much looser
Good for you. But it is not correct.
15. Blondes are only good for flirting with, for a serious relationship you need brunettes
WTF?
16. Who takes you seriously now?
Euh … Who doesn’t ?!
17. Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
DUH!
