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Whatsapp: The best Chuck Norris jokes to share






Do you find Chuck Norris jokes as funny as we do? Then you will find the best sayings about the living legend for Whatsapp, Instagram & Co. – have fun!

Chuck Norris is actually called Carlos Ray Norris Jr. and was the first fighter from the West to be awarded the 8th Dan in Taekwondo. Norris became known to a wider audience in the early 1970s when he demonstrated his clout in various films. Chuck Norris is still very well known on the web because of the Chuck Norris jokes that are circulating. In the English-speaking world they are also called “Chuck Norris Facts”. The first jokes appeared on the Internet in early 2005 and have been spreading ever since. “They exaggerate and satirize the toughness, strength, masculinity and abilities of Chuck Norris,” says the Wikipedia entry on the Chuck Norris Facts.

Funny Chuck Norris sayings for Whatsapp, Instagram & Co.

You can easily use the following jokes by copy and paste. Or let it inspire you to create your own clever text. You can then share this directly in Whatsapp chat and status or another platform such as Instagram or Facebook. Maybe garnished with some matching emojis.

  • Better to share Chuck Norris jokes than get shared by Chuck Norris!

  • Chuck Norris cannot breathe underwater. He does it anyway!

  • Chuck Norris tested positive for Corona. The virus is now in quarantine for 2 weeks.

  • When Chuck Norris enters the courtroom, the judge stands up.

  • Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate a birthday. The birthday celebrates him.

  • Peter Zwegat owes Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris can press Ctrl + Alt + Del with one finger at the same time.

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

  • Chuck-Norris doesn’t eat honey, he chews bees.

  • Chuck Norris ordered – and received – a Big Mac from Burger King.

  • How many pushups can Chuck Norris do? – All!

  • Chuck Norris’ car doesn’t run on gasoline – it drives out of respect!

  • Chuck Norris is so manly that the hair on his chest has hair.

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity. 2 times!

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

  • Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

  • Chuck Norris kidnaps aliens.

  • Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette. With a fully loaded gun.

  • Chuck Norris died ten years ago. But death did not have the courage to tell him.

  • Chuck Norris built Rome in one day.

  • Chuck Norris is not sleeping. Expected.

  • Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open.

  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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